I have no idear when Top 205 begins this year. I just figured it was a catchy title and i’d draw you in based on the that alone. In all seriousness, Summer (Editor’s Note: let’s completely bypass Spring altogether because everyone does that already except for fashionistas) movies are always the talk of the town when the heat rolls in, and I’m not referring to Bron Bron and company. Movies, especially action films, bring in a lot of cash money during the summer because kids are out of school, ice cream sales are through the roof, yadda yadda.
Since you’re already going to see movies during the summer due to transitive property or whatever, let’s make sure you see the right ones. Here are the Top 5 movies to add to your list.
5. X-Men: First Class
Mutants are extreme. I really don’t know much about Marvel comics except for the Little Known Facts on the back of the X-Men collecting cards. Gambit and Wolverine were always my faves. I’m still pretty positive that Sabertooth and Wolverine are father and son, or brother and brother. Hollywood confuses the heck out of me. June 3.
4. Fast Five
Jordana Brewster and her crew find themselves on the wrong side of the law once again. But this time it’s in beautiful Rio. As they try to switch lanes between grimy discotecas and a relentless federal agent, Jordana finally gets into a bikini. Oh yea, the cast also includes Paul Walker, Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson, Ludacris, and Tyrese Gibson. April 29.
3. Captain America: The First Avenger
Of course Marvel is going to crush box office records this summer, so we wanted to be a part of it. Behold, Captain America. July 22.
2. The Hangover 2
The gang’s back Memorial Day, but y’all will be at the Final Four.
1. Bad Teacher
Alright, I’m just going to copy and paste the movie’s description simply because I won’t do it justice and I’d probably turn you away from wanting to see its cinematic brilliance. June 24.
Some teachers just don’t give an F. For example, there’s Elizabeth (Cameron Diaz). She’s foul-mouthed, ruthless, and inappropriate. She drinks, she gets high, and she can’t wait to marry her meal ticket and get out of her bogus day job. When she’s dumped by her fiance, she sets her plan in motion to win over a rich, handsome substitute (Justin Timberlake) – competing for his affections with an overly energetic colleague, Amy (Lucy Punch). When Elizabeth also finds herself fighting off the advances of a sarcastic, irreverent gym teacher (Jason Segel), the consequences of her wild and outrageous schemes give her students, her coworkers, and even herself an education like no other.
ps I <3 sarcasm