Lacrosse names have been the topic of conversation for years. Kids with long multisyllabic first names and middle names that sound more like made up colors fill up lacrosse rosters year-after-year. It’s nothing new. Heck, my name is Bradley Ryder Owens, BRO for short. Lacrosse names come off as pretentious at times. Especially when people blow it out of the water and make our sport look like it’s run by people of privilege. That’s not lacrosse at all.

I see the fun in names though and I hope you do too. That’s why I’ve done a post about the craziest names in college basketball this season. The list includes 30 names in all. Yes, they’re real. I watched God’s Gift hoop it up last night for St. John’s.

Stick Tap: BroBible